You’ll never guess what this week’s Q and A theme is. Nope. Never. Wait, you already figured it out? Boo. Well, fine, be that way. I’m going to post it anyway.
(All other Q and A silliness can be found here.)
As a reminder: The Q’s are life situations you may find yourself in, and the A’s are the corresponding quotes from movies that you could considering using in those situations if you were mad like me. But, I am a professional Jester, so take that into consideration before trying them on your own.
Q: What should you say when someone asks what religion you are?
A: “Religion divides people. Belief in something unites them.”
– Flight of the Phoenix – Rady (Kevork Malikyan)
Q: What should you say when someone asks you do to them a favor that will probably get you in trouble?
A: “Sir, if they found out they’d put my hot dog in a bun and chow down.”
– Memphis Belle – Clay Busby (Harry Connick Jr.)
Q: What should you say when you are doing roll call in your family car before heading out on a trip?
A: “A teddy bear does not constitute an inaccurate passenger manifest.”
– Flightplan – Captain Rich (Sean Bean)
Q: What should you say when your wife asks you to help pick out the new paint colors for the kitchen?
A: “Always bet on black!”
– Passenger 57 – John Cutter (Wesley Snipes)
Q: What should you say when you find yourself making one bad decision after another?
A: “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
– Airplane! – Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges)
Q: What should you say when someone asks what you want to do when you grow up?
A: “What arrogance… to think you could ever understand my intentions!”
– Air Force One – Ivan Korshunov (Gary Oldman)
Q: What should you say when you are shopping and someone’s grocery cart is blocking the aisle?
A: “Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but could you move your ass, dear?”
– Airport ’77 – Karen Wallace (Lee Grant)
Q: What should you say when you are at the bar and aren’t sure what you should order?
A: “I’ll have what he’s having. Hemlock, is it?”
– Top Gun – Charlie (Kelly McGillis)
Q: What should you say when you walk into the bar and you are the only person there?
A: “Hey everybody. Drinks are on me.”
– Hot Shots! – Kent Gregory (Cary Elwes)
Q: What should you say when you find yourself doing a thankless job and you are trying to remember how you got there?
A: “We weren’t assigned. We were requested.”
– The Tuskegee Airmen – Lt. Col. Benjamin O. Davis (Andre Braugher)