So you don’t kindle?

Official Kingdom Announcement!!

Gather round…

Settle down…

I said settle down!  Okay, that’s better.

So, you don’t have a Kindle or some other e-reader?

Well, that’s no longer a problem.

Now you can hold something written by me in your hands, crinkle the pages, smell the ink…  You know you want to:



What is Fauxpocalypse?

“Life on Earth is predicted to end on 15 July 2015. But the oncoming megatons of rock and ice break up shortly before impact. Now humanity must live in a world most believed would not exist. Across the planet, people are haunted by the future they did not fear, and even those who did not embrace death must face the consequences of others’ decisions.

A collection of twelve stories about rebuilding hope.”

Support your local Jester, or something like that.  Don’t you want to encourage his writing?  Don’t you want to see what madness he will come up with next?  Of course you do!  Click, buy, enjoy.  Thank you.

shameless promotion

And not even of the “self” kind.

I was nominated today for the REALITY Blog Award (Real Energizing Amazing Lovely Inspiring Touching Yippee), and while I haven’t yet decided if I’m going to follow through with the required stipulations for accepting the award, I definitely wanted all of my wonderful followers to take a minute to check out the blogger that nominated me in the first place:

You won’t regret it.  You might even find yourself sticking around for more than a minute.  I usually do.

So, go forth, read, enjoy!

And thus endeth this episode of shamelss promotion.  Tune in next time for… well, probably more of the same.  That’s just the way we roll here at the matticus kingdom.