The Scribbler journeyed through the kingdom today, on a quest in unfamiliar territory. No, she wasn’t searching for the holy grail, but for answers, for silliness, for truth – or as close as we can get to any of those things here:
We do so enjoy visitors here in the kingdom, and we always strive to make them feel welcome and answer any questions they may have. That’s just how we roll. So, the scribbler had questions, and I as the jester have the answers:
As we all know, white is what you get when you have the full spectrum of colors at play. So, the red cow eats the green grass, and its blue intestines process the food, yellow and brown by products are produced, and voila, we are left with the delicious white milky goodness. Why are you laughing? That’s totally how it happens! Fine, you want the truth: magic.
Silly Sally saw the pickled pepper soaking up salt down by the sea shore. Surely, she thought, those picked peppers should sustain her since she skipped something sumptuous and savory after sun salutations that same morning. Silly sally pondered the pickled peppers too long and sadly saw them wash out to sea. Okay, okay, that’s not really what happened. The truth: Peter Piper ate them.
An excellent question, a very excellent question. The king’s horses and the king’s men were willing and able to put Humpty back together, but, unfortunately Humpty didn’t want to pieced whole again. They couldn’t help him until he was ready to admit he had a problem. I was there, it was brutal, he had completely cracked up, but despite all the offers of help he just wasn’t in the right frame of mind yet. It was all very sad. No? Really? You don’t believe that answer either? Fine, here, once again, is the truth: Humpty was kind of jerk, and while the horses did their best, the men didn’t really give it there all. It wasn’t that they couldn’t, they just didn’t want to.
Of course my dear Scribbler, of course. Though, why are you in such a hurry to leave? Alas, that is a question for another time perhaps. To get back to Scribbleland we need some help from the rest of the residents of the kingdom, all they have to do is click on the links below and you will be swept up and sent home: