It has finally happened! I’ve gotten enough off the wall search terms collected to get them into a post to share with all of you. That’s not just awesome, that’s awesomesauceh.
On with the silliness:
You searched: “what is being struck with cupids arrow“
Love. Or, lust, I guess. And perhaps a trip to the emergency room. It all kind of depends on what cupid looks like and what the arrow is made of.
You searched: “what does it mean to be called “matticus”?“
Seriously? That is just the most awesomesauceh search ever! Am I right? Why am I asking you? I know I’m right! To be called Matticus means you are silly, and a jester (which isn’t the same thing as being silly) and passionate, and a good guy who doesn’t always finish last, and a writer, and a friend. You exude calm and patience, love and understanding. You are a shoulder to cry on. You are the first to jump to defend those in need. Being called “Matticus” means you are a pretty swell guy, if I do say so myself.
You searched: “pilot brother birthday message“
You searched: “softly fades the light of day“
Aw, isn’t that nice. Well, unless you were hoping that my blog would just fade away, that’s less nice. I’m guessing this took you one of my sunset or sunrise posts, which is good, because I think those are all pretty fantastic. Though, this line is actually from a Boy Scout song: “Softly fades the light of day, as our campfire fades away. Silently each scout must ask, have I done my daily task? Have I kept my honor bright? Can I guiltless sleep tonight? Have I done and have I dared, everything to be prepared?”
Wow. I didn’t Google that, so it could be slightly off, but I’m impressed with how much of that I remember. *pats self on back* Go me. We used to sing that song at camp at the end of our campfire programs at the beginning and ends of the weeks we spent there. Good. Times. Not joking.
You searched: “meg ryan my ass is twitching“
Well, that’s fascinating and all, but why do you think Meg Ryan would care? To each their own, I guess. However, I’m guessing your search was really for this post, but the quote is actually from Kevin Kline… Maybe that’s close enough. I won’t judge you.
You searched: “coconut milk is a natural laxative tom hanks”
That’s good to know. I think. Maybe…? I guess it could be useful information should I ever find myself cast away. Though, again, I find your search curious. Are you telling Tom Hanks? He already knows. He’s the one who informed the rest of us in the first place.
You searched: “why does robin williams say its not your fault“
Robin Williams is insane, in a good way. Who knows why he says anything? That being said, I’m fairly certain what you were looking for could be found right here, partially. For the rest of the answer you are going to have to watch Good Will Hunting.
You searched: “your life is a echo“
Tred carefully. That sounds like an insult… and we don’t take too kindly to those around here. Are you saying I’m not original? Are you saying I’m just a fading copy of a copy of a copy of a copy? That seems harsh. What have you done recently?