and the winner is

I asked for haikus
And you obliged, very nice.
For the win (drum roll):

AnotherFoodieBlogger!!!

The Erratic Sun - Cover

The Queen and Little Prince had much deliberation determining the best haiku, but in the end the Little Prince’s arguments that bunnies are awesome could not be topped.  So, there you go.  I’ll be in touch to get shipping and inscription information, so sit tight for that.

If you are sad you missed out on winning a signed copy, supporting your favorite author by purchasing one is the next best option, right?  Right?!  Hmm, well, maybe not, but it would be very cool of you, and if I ever saw you in person then I would happily sign it…  So, there’s always that option.  Here’s the handy dandy link for you: BUY ME!

Thank you to everyone who played along in the contests and has supported me on this amazing journey.  You are all wonderful.

The Erratic Sun – Contest the Second

Starting with a bit of housekeeping, the winner of the first contest is…

faithhopechocolate!!!

Congratulations.  I’ll be in touch… eventually.  Probably after all of the contests are done so I only have to go to the post office once.  Running errands is hard in the toddlerocracy.

For those of you interested in how she was selected, I used the Excel Randbetween function after I placed all 25 participants in order by the date/time they made their comment here on WordPress or over on Facebook.

And now, onto the second contest to win a signed copy of The Erratic Sun, written by myself and the amazing Revis, and with cover art by the wonderful Daydreams:

The Erratic Sun - Cover

Here is a snippet from page 42 (because 42):

“‘It’s been a helluva run, and I’m not ready for it to end.  We are going to get through this.’  With that, the Captain left the cockpit to head back down to the engine room and see what miracle Gillian had come up with.”

All you have to do to win a signed copy of this amazing book is guess how many total words are on page 42.  Leave your guesses in the comments and the participant who comes the closest wins.  It’s just that easy.  Good luck!

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Can’t handle the pressure?  You can always just buy a paperback copy here or a digital copy here.

 

 

You’re right. It should be free.

And so, for a limited time, it shall be FREE.

Fauxpocalypse is currently being featured on Story Cartel, and you can download a copy of the book… for…  FREE!  That’s zip, zero, nadda, nothing.  Did I mention FREE?

All those stories.  All the drama.  The love.  The action.  The mystery.

FreeFreeFreeFreeFree.

Your money is no good.  (“Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad.” – Can’t Hardly Wait.  Anybody?  Anybody?  Okay, moving on.)  We don’t want your money.  Though, we wouldn’t mind a review or two or twenty, anywhere and everywhere you can post a quick word about it.

Oh, and before I forget, have I already said it is FREE!?

So, pop on over to Story Cartel (http://storycartel.com/books/fauxpocalypse) and pick up your FREE copy of the book.

What are you waiting for?

Do you need a reminder of what Fauxpocalypse is all about?

Here you go:

“Life on Earth is predicted to end on 15 July 2015. But the oncoming megatons of rock and ice break up shortly before impact. Now humanity must live in a world most believed would not exist. Across the planet, people are haunted by the future they did not fear, and even those who did not embrace death must face the consequences of others’ decisions.

A collection of twelve stories about rebuilding hope.”

So…  FREE.  And Awesome.  And FREE!  Why haven’t you already popped over and gotten your FREE copy?

Did I take it too far?