coke

What is it about the sound of can of soda being opened?  So inviting… So enticing…
Is it magic?  It must be.  What else could it be?

Science?  Our body replying to the sound in a conditioned response because we know the noise represents sugar and fun, and in anticipation of that we are flooded with serotonin and maybe even some adrenaline.  Well, okay, maybe science is the answer but is that really all that different magic?

And, besides, what would you rather do: order a can of science? or order a can of magic?

And the winner is…

A few weeks ago, I asked all you wonderful kingdomites to join in a game of blogosphere tug-of-war…  In this addition, the contest was between Team Coke and Team Pepsi.

I should have realized that something was amiss when the first backer came in to support the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group (it’s a thing, I promise)….

And then, for a time, the game dissolved into chaos.  Bloggers were tugging in every which way, and I thought it was going to have to be abandoned altogether.

But then!!!  But then Team Coke showed up, and heaved, and pulled, and tugged, and won in a landslide.

Unfortunately, our official kingdom tally keeper quit, so I don’t have the exact numbers for you.

You’ll just have to take my word for it.

Hey, I’m a Jester.  You can definitely trust me.  Definitely.  I assure you.  Believe me.

Thank you to all the players and CONGRATULATIONS to Team Coke, who once and for all have decided the age old battle of the sodas, colas, pops, carbonated sugary drinks of deliciousness…

Time for Tug-of-War

 

Hear  ye, hear ye…  Gather round… and all that jazz… er, rock, as the case may be.

It is time for another official Matticus proclamation!

A new Tug of War is about to be announced!

Like so many other things here in the kingdom, this tug-of-war is going to start with a reference to music:

“Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore.”

– Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

https://genius.com/Billy-joel-we-didnt-start-the-fire-lyrics

If you hadn’t already guessed it, the question that needs answering, the question we are going to solve once and for all is:  Which is the best soda/pop/cola/tasty beverage of sugar and caffeine?  Is it Coke?  Is it Pepsi?

But, before we begin the game, here are some rules (because all games must have rules, except Calvinball, of course):
1) Read the prompt.  (I know what you are thinking, “Reading, bleh, who wants to do that.”  But if you don’t read the prompt then you won’t be able to fully play along.)
2) Choose a side.  (You have to pick a side in tug-of-war, that’s kind of important.)
3) Write a post that supports your decision.  (We don’t need an essay, and we don’t give bonus points for brevity either.  However, we will be your friend if you do something creative.)  (You can also just leave your answer as a comment though in cases where a tie-breaker is needed, I’m going to count comments as only half a pulling point.)
4) Link back to this post so the moderator can count your support correctly.  (If you are super awesome and choose to play along and write a post.)
5) There is no fifth rule – just seemed like there needed to be another one – oh, wait, I know:  The fifth rule of Matticus Kingdom Tug-of-War is “You do talk about it.”  To anyone and everyone.  That’d be great.

The winning side will be the one that gets the most support, and their reward will be the knowledge that they chose wisely and eternal fame across the kingdom.

You have two weeks to get your support behind either Coke or Pepsi.  The first week of September I will begin to tally up the support and write up another post announcing the winner.

The Kingdom is throwing its support behind Coke.

I will admit that in a blind taste test I did a couple years ago, I got them wrong and thought Pepsi was Coke and vice versa, but when I know what I’m drinking I prefer the taste of Coke.  Is that psychological?  Probably.  Is it solely because I grew up in a Coke household?  Most likely.  Is it because I call everything that is a soda “coke?”  Well, yes, that’s maybe part of it too.  But, for the purpose of this tug of war, I’m going to argue it call comes down to the sweetness.  Pepsi is sweeter and when I reach for a coke, or a coffee, or a beer, I’d rather have it be bitter.  I like my food sweet but my drinks bitter.  I’m a big ol’ weirdo like that… but… Jester… so, it is what it is.

Now come on all you faithful kingdomites!  What is your favorite soda and why?  Let’s get this tug-of-war going!

 

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In case you were wondering, this is the fourth official tug of war.  The first one settled that chicken and egg thing, the second one explored an important part of childhood, and the third one settled the ultimate Marvel verse DC comic battle.

Classic

The Matticus Kingdom is a Coca-Cola Classic zone.

We offer other drinks (water, 100% fruit juices (Orange, Cranberry, Apple), assorted beers, teas, coffees, milk (2%), Grey Goose, Glen Fiddich, assorted rums), but when we have the urge to reach for a soda there is only one we recognize.

We might call it soda, or pop, or coke.  We might mix it with something else, drink it with ice in a glass, or down it straight out of the can.  We might crave it for the bubbles, the caffeine, the taste.  But, what we reach for is always the same.

We don’t drink soda all that often anymore in the Kingdom.  Apparently they aren’t all that healthy for you.  (Has anyone else done the penny in glass of coke experiment?  It’s disturbing, and a wonder we have teeth left at all.)  Occasionally though it’s nice to splurge on something even when we know we shouldn’t.  And that’s when we reach for the only pop we recognize: Coca-Cola.

What brand do you have taking up space in your fridge?

Careful how you answer, knowing what the Kingdom prefers…

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This tribute/devotional/bit of silliness about our love for Coke was prompt to you by Queen Creative’s latest Prompts for the Promptless:

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

A brand is the name, term, design, symbol, or any other feature that identifies one person’s product as distinct from that of other people.

More on Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand

Suggested Prompts:

  • Tell us about your favorite, or least favorite, brand
  • Describe an established brand. See if we can guess it.
  • Do you brand yourself? What are the details of your branding?
  • Offer some tips on building a brand
  • … or make up your own related prompt!

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Did anyone else see what I did there?  Huh?  Huh?  That’s right!  My post had two brand call outs.  That’s how I do what I do.