Taco Party PSA
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We here at the Taco Party have already told you about how tacos are the answer to every political quandary there is. Minimum wage debate answer? Tacos. Stimulus debate answer? Tacos. Environmental issues? Tacos.
What you may not know is that tacos are also the cure for a number of health and mood problems. We have come up with a list of the health problems that can be cured by tacos so that you can all benefit from their healing effects.
HEALTH RELATED ISSUES THAT ARE CURED BY TACOS:
- Bad Mood
- Constipation (if the tacos are purchased at Taco Bell)
- Being Hangry
- and many more!!
Also, for those of you out there searching for the meaning of life, I have the answer for you. It’s tacos.