The kingdom is full of ninjas. Full. Of. Ninjas.
One minute you are alone in the room and then you look over your shoulder and there is someone standing there watching you. You jump. Your heart stops for a second. Time stands still and your life flashes before your eyes for this is the moment of your doom…
What happens next depends on which ninja it is.
If it is one of the cat ninjas, they usually lick a paw and then walk away as quietly as they arrived, content in the knowledge that they could have destroyed you if they didn’t have more pressing matters, like a nap.
If it is a baby ninja, however, all bets are off. Chaos and adventure will likely ensue. What else would you expect from a baby ninja?
So quiet. So stealth. Appearing as if from thin air. Yet still capable of absolute devastation…
It is truly remarkable I have lasted this long.
How much longer will my luck hold?
I may need reinforcements… Any volunteers out there?