Hello, fellow Kingdomites. It is I, Revis Edgewater, First Knight of The Matticus Kingdom. You might be asking yourselves what I am doing here.
The answer is nothing. Just thought I’d come over here and see what was going on. No ulterior motive….
Nope.
None whatsoever.
I’m certainly not here to shamelessly plug my new short story Blackmoon WarMage (available now on Kindle).
Nope.
I’d never do that.
Anyway…
It’s been fun. Great seeing you all again. We should do this more often. Have a nice day.
Just got my copy! Looks good!
Thanks, Sreejit! I hope you enjoy it.
For shame, Revis. For shame.
How dare you plug your book here…
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And not mention our other books available for purchase!
Excuse me, Jester, but you appear to be mistaken. I specifically said that I was NOT shamelessly plugging my short story (available now on Kindle). Since I wasn’t plugging that story, it would have been impossible to plug our other books, The Erratic Sun and The Seven Sceptres (both available on Amazon in both paperback and Kindle editions).
My humblest apologies dear Knight. You are, as usual, correct.
All is forgiven Jester… as long as you give me that raise you’ve been promising for months.
No hablo Ingles.
Dame mi dinero.
Well played, sir. I have no money for you. It was, uh, … stolen. As first Knight of the kingdom, I task you with tracking it down and recovering it.
Haha! You’re no match for my ability to use Google Translate!
Stolen? I thought you said you used all the money to buy those action figures that the Queen told you not to buy.
I haven’t purchased action figures since high school and those were Legos.
Of course. wink wink. You’d never do anything like that. wink wink.
Wink wink nudge nudge
congrats! (i whispered it)
Thanks, ksbeth!