An Anti Ode To My Dead Phone

This is a first world problem that is ranted tongue in cheek.
I don’t have a computer, landline or easy contact with family and that includes you.

L-G
L-G
What the helL-G?
Life’s not good
in spite of what you tell me.

Your words of pink and white
staring back at me
taunting from the screen.

My words so impolite
swearing back at thee
language most obscene.

L-G
L-G
What the fn helL-G?
Life’s not good
in spite of what you tell me.

/rant

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17 thoughts on “An Anti Ode To My Dead Phone

    • Thank you 🙂 I’m glad to let out my silly and happy you both enjoyed it. They replaced my phone with the same model. Keeping my fingers crossed that it doesn’t happen again.

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