It has finally happened! I’ve gotten enough off the wall search terms collected to get them into a post to share with all of you. That’s not just awesome, that’s awesomesauceh.
On with the silliness:
You searched: “what is being struck with cupids arrow“
Love. Or, lust, I guess. And perhaps a trip to the emergency room. It all kind of depends on what cupid looks like and what the arrow is made of.
You searched: “what does it mean to be called “matticus”?“
Seriously? That is just the most awesomesauceh search ever! Am I right? Why am I asking you? I know I’m right! To be called Matticus means you are silly, and a jester (which isn’t the same thing as being silly) and passionate, and a good guy who doesn’t always finish last, and a writer, and a friend. You exude calm and patience, love and understanding. You are a shoulder to cry on. You are the first to jump to defend those in need. Being called “Matticus” means you are a pretty swell guy, if I do say so myself.
You searched: “pilot brother birthday message“
Well, you came to the right place. I just so happen to have two posts that cover that very thing, right here and here.
You searched: “softly fades the light of day“
Aw, isn’t that nice. Well, unless you were hoping that my blog would just fade away, that’s less nice. I’m guessing this took you one of my sunset or sunrise posts, which is good, because I think those are all pretty fantastic. Though, this line is actually from a Boy Scout song: “Softly fades the light of day, as our campfire fades away. Silently each scout must ask, have I done my daily task? Have I kept my honor bright? Can I guiltless sleep tonight? Have I done and have I dared, everything to be prepared?”
Wow. I didn’t Google that, so it could be slightly off, but I’m impressed with how much of that I remember. *pats self on back* Go me. We used to sing that song at camp at the end of our campfire programs at the beginning and ends of the weeks we spent there. Good. Times. Not joking.
You searched: “meg ryan my ass is twitching“
Well, that’s fascinating and all, but why do you think Meg Ryan would care? To each their own, I guess. However, I’m guessing your search was really for this post, but the quote is actually from Kevin Kline… Maybe that’s close enough. I won’t judge you.
You searched: “coconut milk is a natural laxative tom hanks”
That’s good to know. I think. Maybe…? I guess it could be useful information should I ever find myself cast away. Though, again, I find your search curious. Are you telling Tom Hanks? He already knows. He’s the one who informed the rest of us in the first place.
You searched: “why does robin williams say its not your fault“
Robin Williams is insane, in a good way. Who knows why he says anything? That being said, I’m fairly certain what you were looking for could be found right here, partially. For the rest of the answer you are going to have to watch Good Will Hunting.
You searched: “your life is a echo“
Tred carefully. That sounds like an insult… and we don’t take too kindly to those around here. Are you saying I’m not original? Are you saying I’m just a fading copy of a copy of a copy of a copy? That seems harsh. What have you done recently?
Jerk.
The Matticus Kingdom 
Awww!
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To which one?
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Haha I love these. Mine are just not funny enough (yet) to compile a post, but it’s getting there! I actually just looked yesterday at them all to see if I could do a post yet, but I cannot. Also – I wouldn’t be near as funny as you or twindaddy who have me laughing out loud.
I think it’s just a matter of time… and when you do get them, yours will be hilarious because of all the star wars references that could pop up!
“starwarsanon, search your feelings, you know it to be true”
“scene it Friday stuff and what not”
“am I star wars fanatic”
Oh, the possibilities!! 😀
The most interesting one so far has been “Jabba Leia having sex”. Eew no please, why did you search that?!
Yeah… that’s twisted. I mean, it’s the start of a good search terms post, but almost horrifying to include.
meg ryan my ass is twitching! Maybe it was the coconut laxative? wtf? I’ve had a couple of these search terms posts – the most disturbing being the one where I was stalked by an angry Dragon Tales fan. You just never know . . .
Well, you were pretty harsh on Dragon Tales, and I…er, I mean, the person who was stalking you might have had a few valid points.
He said I was a farthead. Tough criticism. 😀
That’s pretty good, actually, since he was only six.
Let’s hope he was.
Haha! I think Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks definitely care. I heart them. Robin Williams just wants people to feel better about their life so that they don’t go around tellin’ people that they’re echoes– passive aggressively, through searches, ha! Loved this. 😀
Good point. We should start a spread the Robin Williams campaign to make everyone happier!
Awesomesauceh!
I truly appreciate how you spoke so well of Matticus. Brought a small (really tiny, but still there) tear to my eye..*sniff*
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Hahaha
Hooray!
I tried to talk poorly of Matticus, but my fingers wouldn’t let me. Silly fingers, never doing as they are told.
For some weird reason I wonder if the Matticus you wrote about and meant in the reply to my comment, and the Matticus I was referring to are the same….Matticus? hehehe.
There is that possibility. 😉
LOL…we shall leave it at that..the mystery is awesome! 😛
Someday I shall have more than the one odd search term that I’ve acquired so far. I feel like I’m doing something wrong with the lack of them 😉
I felt like I was too. After reading the one’s Twindaddy and Fish of Gold and a bunch other peeps kept putting up… where was mine?! And then, voila, there they were. I wonder if now that I’ve done it once the random searches will appear more often? Or, will it be just as long a wait until enough pile up to do another one? Guess I’ll just have to be patient and see what happens. Blah, I hate being patient!
I don’t have any really off the wall search terms. Worryingly, although I’ve never sworn on my blog – certainly I’ve not dropped the f-bomb – two of the search terms I have in my stats do include that particular word. Which makes me say “what?” in a rather baffled manner each time I see them.
I’m glad you’re sharing the insanity of the internet.
How bizarre?!
I don’t think I’ve ever used a single curse word in any of the random searches I’ve done over the years. Am I searching wrong?
Oddly, I’ve not used swear words in my searches either. But the two I have in the list are “postulant sister f-” and (oddly) “Bishop f-s novice”. It’s probably safest to not try to think about what goes through people’s minds when they search using these terms, if you ask me.
There is a festish for everything, it would seem.
But, yeah, creepy.
That picture of Cupid is just awesome.
It was a fun find. I think it was used by an online dating site at some point, I’m not really sure where it originated.
Online…? He has quite a gun there. Wouldn’t that scare people away?
These are hilarious…except for the last one :-).
The funny thing is, I didn’t even think of the last one being insulting until I had started writing something completely different in response, and then I saw it and changed my mind… definitely an insult. Funny, funny. I wonder what they found on my site with that search?
WHERE do you find your search terms? So curious about my own blog now …
“Megan Ryan, my ass is twitching” …. um … tmi, Google searcher … tmi!
Site Stats – bottom left there is a box called “Search Engine Terms” and then click on Summaries to see what has been collecting over the last 7 days, 30 days, quater, year, all time. My search terms were all from the past 30 days. And when I just looked at them again I found two news I may use for my next post like this. 😀
Oh my. Now for the big question: do I want to know? Thanks for the help. 😉
I want to know!!! Isn’t that enough? 😀
Sure… Just for you, my brave one! 😉
Hooray!
Indeed why would Meg Ryan care? I love these posts!
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