“Give me your heart.”
“What?”
“Hand. Give me your hand.”
“Where are we going?”
“There’s this cute new restaurant a block over I want to try.”
“Is it spicy?”
“No, it’s savory.”
“That’s what you said last time.”
“Don’t even pretend like you didn’t have a good time.”
“Can’t we just order a pizza?”
“I know you are just trying to get under my skin.”
“Always. I’m a stickler for consistency.”
“You’re something.”
“You wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“Sometimes I just want to kiss you.”
“Kiss me?”
“Kill you!”
“I think I’d prefer the kiss.”
“Well, you are getting spicy food instead.”
“I thought you said it was savory.”
“Can’t I be both?”
“Hah! What?”
“Can’t it be both.”
“The food.”
“The restaurant.”
“That’s it. No more talking until after we eat!”
“How are we going to place our orders then?”
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I was promptless, and then I was prompted! Queen Creative are at it again:
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013A noun that refers to a “slip of the tongue”. Malapropisms and spoonerisms are two examples.
Suggested Prompts:
- Write a story based around a slip of the tongue
- Tell us about the time you let a secret slip
- List your top 3 television/movie “lapsus linguae” moments
- Share your favorite spoonerism or malapropism
- … or make up your own related prompt!
Haha!! Really cute conversation, maybe she hasn’t had enough sleep too 😛 I really like the first line…..going to think of that every time my boyfriend reaches his hand out to me now.
Cute!
I’m not sure how many of these slips I’ve made over the years, but I know I’ve made other ones just as good/bad.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who has conversations like that.
Definitely not the only one.
In a completely unrelated question: How are you still here? Didn’t Revis finish you off? 😉
No, he knocked off an El Guapo. I’m the El Guapo.
(I sell 8-packs of me for the kids to play with, as lawn decorations, scarecrows, that kind of thing…)
Hahahahahaha
I need one. Don’t ask why….
Ahaha! So what did you order, did you get a kiss? 😉
Mmm, spicy noodles. And I always get a kiss.
Spicy kiss at that…lol
Of course. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Of course not!
Spicy or savory, must be Thai or Indian food!
I also seem to have conversations that end up this way, especially the “can we just order a pizza?” part.
It’s easy. It’s fast. It’s not that expensive. It’s delicious. Pizza is always a good choice. 😉
Definitely had Thai in mind for spicy, wasn’t really sure what savory would have been because I was always going to end up at Thai. 😛
It sounds like me talking to me 🙂
Hah! With the slips and all?
It’s like the time I meant to tell a girl that her shoelace was untied and it came out as, “I want to bash your head in and dump the body in a swamp.”
I hate it when that happens.
(thanks for the laugh!!)
Crap. That was a slip. I just meant to write “Nice post”
No worries. I understood what you meant.
Nice one, Matticus! I have conversations like this with Mr. Weebs. But way after our second date.
Hahaha, I plead the fifth. The Queen and I may have had conversations like this and perhaps this is completely fiction. We’ll never know. 😛
Cute convo. If they can get through this second date they can get through anything!
Yeah, once you get the food situation figured out, everything else is easy.
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*laughing my head actually off* This is almost the exact conversation I HAVE had! I love this Matt, and I love this couple. Will there be a part deux? I sure hope so. Kim
Haha, okay… I’ll try to return to this couple at some point. 😀
You know, in all that spare time you have. Happy weekend to you and the family!
Well, it’s not like I’m sleeping… might as well be writing. 😉
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