is this a joke?

Three people walk into a bar…

As the observer of this catastrophe I find it odd that the bar is big enough for all three to walk into at once.

They sat at a table near the middle and shouted together “wine and beer!”

Then immediately walk back out after realizing they had left their ID’s at home.

One of them calls out in a southern drawl, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…”

One of them asks the bartender with all seriousness, “Do you have any duck food?”

They sit at a table, and when the server comes to take their order they ask for, “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.”

They look at each other and then decide to go someplace else.  The sign over the bar reads “Camelot,” and they are in the mood for something less silly.

Sheb’s plunking out a honky-tonk version of “Hey Jude” on a worn out piano in the corner.  The world may have moved on, but somethings will never change.

The call themselves The Wolfpack.  They order Jaeger shots all around and then hilarity and calamity ensue.

…..

Who can catch all the literary, musical, and movie references?

Bonus points go to anyone who can tell me the rest of the “duck food” joke.

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15 thoughts on “is this a joke?

  1. A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?”
    The bartender says, “No.”
    The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?”
    The bartender says, “No.”
    The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?”
    The bartender says, “No, I don’t have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I’m going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.”
    The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any nails?”
    The bartender says, “No.”
    “Good,” says the duck, “Do you have any duck food?”

  2. So the bunny walks into the pharmacy: Do you have carrots?
    No, said the pharmacist- this is a pharmacy!
    The next day the bunny hopped in again: Do you have any carrots?
    No, said the pharmacist- THIS IS A PHARMACY! x10
    The pharmacist loses it, grabs the bunny and whack out his front teeth.
    The net morning the bunny hops in there: Do you have any carrot juithe?

  3. I do remember once a sketch with Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) where he was the waiter in an Indian restaurant and had to serve a company dinner – all drunken business men. He was asking for the orders and the customers were acting stupid and his words were “No, sir it is a duck, a duck” so the question leaves to the imagination.

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