What has happened with the Q and A madness before today, click the link and find out… If you dare.
Back already? That was fast. But now you know that over the years I’ve incorporated a ridiculous amount of movie dialogue into my day-to-day lingo. Today, the theme goes a little more specific, down to a single movie:
Q: What do you say to a group of people who have wronged you?
A: “Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I’m axking you for an apologeky.”
Q: What do you say when someone asks if you want children?
A: “They’re just smaller versions of us you know, but I’m not so crazy about me in the first place, so why would I want one of them?”
Q: What do you say when someone asks why you treat children the way you do?
A: “I ain’t man enough to be no mother.”
Q: What do you say when talking about someone who doesn’t quite seem all there?
A: “Oyls. That explains it. She’s down a quart.”
Q: What do you say when you are about to pick a fight?
A: “I oughta busk you right in the mush.”
Q: What do you say when you are waxing philosophical about life?
A: “I ain’t no physcikisk, but I knows what matters.”
Q: What do you say to someone who is bullying you?
A: “Even though you’re bigger than me, you can’t win, ’cause you’re bad, and the good always wins over the bad.”
Q: What do you say to someone who asks you why you do the things you do?
A: “I yam what I yam.”
Q: What do you say when you find yourself someplace particularly shady?
A: “Don’t touch nothin’. You might get a venerable disease.”
Q: What do you say when you see new parents oohing and aahing over their children?
A: “Children. Bless their little hearts, if they was really made out of gold, I’d like to sell’em on the open market. I could make me a fortune.”
Can you guess what it is? There’s one really good hint in there if you can find it. Plus, a whole lot of little hints here and there and everywhere. The answer is even on the page if you really must know.