Another Friday is upon us and you know what that means?!
No, I’m not going to get you high today. We don’t condone that sort of behavior here in the kingdom, but we do like that your mind went straight to movie quotes! ( – Smokey (Chris Tucker) – Friday)
But first, let’s do some housekeeping! Hooray for housekeeping, hooray, hooray!
Why aren’t you celebrating?
Whatever. Do what you want.
I finally broke down and created a new category specifically for these Friday Q and A posts, and you can find that little gem right here.
And that’s it. See that wasn’t so bad.
Now on to the silliness:
Q: What do you say when you overhear people talking about you?
A: “I hear everything.”
– Jimmy Smith, Jr. (Eminem) – 8 Mile
Q: What do you say when you just want to mess with someone’s head a bit?
A: “I kicked it off the heezy and bounced… fo’ real, tho!”
– Charlene Morton (Queen Latifah) – Bringing Down the House
Q: What do you say when you keep making mistakes and the people around you are starting to get upset?
A: “You don’t even have to say it, I all ready know…”
– Dabu (Andre Benjamin) – Be Cool
Q: What do you say when your brand new gizmo or gadget breaks?
A: “Oh man! I never even got to read the manual!”
– Nick Persons (Ice Cube) – Are We There Yet?
Q: What do you say when you’ve just gotten the upper hand on life?
A: “Game over.”
– Jack Mason (Ice-T) – Surviving The Game
Q: What do you say when someone asks how succesful you are?
A: “I’m telling you, I’m big in the hood right now, I don’t even remember my name. They callin’ me handsome!”
– Marcus (50 Cent) – Get Rich or Die Tryin’
Q: What do you say when someone asks why you are always in a hurry? (You can adjust this one depending on what country you are in.)
A: “Come on now! This is America. Time is money.”
– Anthony (Ludacris) – Crash
Q: What do you say when someone asks you for directions?
A: “You’re a long way from Starbucks, homey”
– Paul (Dr. Dre) – Training Day
Q: What do you say when, as the designated driver, you find yourself at the end of long night behind the wheel of a car follow of drunken idiots?
A: “In a hot second, I’ll be hittin’ them switches and gettin’ this b*tch pumpin’ and jumpin’. So screw your sh*t on tight and enjoy the flight.”
– Captain Mack (Snoop) – Soul Plane
Q: What do you say when someone asks how they look?
A: “You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.”
– Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyonce Knowles) – Austin Powers in Goldmember
Wasn’t that fun? Aren’t you glad you stuck around through that teensy tiny bit o’ housekeeping?
Yeah, maybe this was just a bit too silly. Oh well, there’s always next week.
……….
All the speakers are also rappers.
*Pre-emptively sticks out tongue*
*And waggles fingers in ears for good measure*
😀
or
😛 I guess would be more appropriate
Another Friday, another barrel of laughs, by you Matt. Glad I had a minute to read them this PM, now I can focus and get something done before I go home. 🙂 Thanks for the uplift in the afternoon.
You’re very welcome. Glad you enjoyed them! I’m actually a little bit more excited about next Friday’s… hmm, the next two Friday’s should both be really good.
They are all really good. Doing them on a Friday is great too, Friday’s are awesome anyway. These just make them better.
Hooray for Friday awesomeness!
You can never be too silly!
Hooray for limitless silliness.
Q: It’s hot in the back of the car/van/bus and someone is complaining…
A: “Everybody strap in. I’m gunna open some f***ing windows.”
– Sam Jackson (Snakes on a Plane)
Hah! Okay, now I might have to watch that movie.
Technically does not “qualify”… but, the entire quote is not safe for wordpress (NSFWP).
shhhhh, I might fudge a quote from time to time to make it fit my purposes… but, don’t tell anyone, okay?
Ugh, i missed the theme this week…and yet it was so obvious! Sad. Maybe next week I’ll get it.
That is the great thing about these, there will always be another round to enjoy next week. 🙂
“You’re just a black man inhabiting a white man’s body.” (You have my permission to use this on the dust jacket of your first novel.)
Hah! 🙂
Aahhh…you had me up until beyonce.. I can never call her a rapper…:-P times infinity.
So… I, er, um, felt bad that the ladies were being underrepresented… “:-P times infinity” totally warranted.
All in good fun. Can’t wait til next week!
Haha. You’re a long way from Starbucks homey! Being silly is always fun!
🙂 I like fun… I like silly… Hmm, I’m going to be need to be in a movie so I can quote myself.
🙂 good idea! let me know when it’s released! I’m saving some popcorn