sign me up, part 2

Part 1 – written in response to a Trifecta Writing Challenge got enough positive feedback asking for more that I couldn’t refuse.  I’m a sucker for peer pressure like that.

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The problem, of course, with having a secret club where the first thing you are taught is a curse you are supposed to use if outsiders find out about the club, is that attracting new members can be tricky.  Introducing them to other members and starting the initiation process is nearly impossible.

Sure there were spells that could be cast to locate potential new members, but with the very real threat of losing current members, friends, relatives or other acquaintances, no matter how well formed the spell was, few magicianas within the club were willing to take that risk.  The most likely source was random encounters when frequenting certain places around town: noticing someone checking out certain books in the library, people wandering into psychic shops to talk with the owner rather than to get their fortunes read, etc…  Those individuals would be monitored and, if it was deemed safe, they would be invited to attend a meeting.

If they were interested in joining the club as a full member after their first meeting they would be processed through initiation immediately.  If they weren’t interested, lots would be drawn by the members in attendance and the one drawing the short stick would have to cast the curse to wipe the person’s memory.  Usually, though, the invitee opted to join having been fully vetted before being invited in the first place.  It was rare someone would get that far and not be the type of person who would want to join.

The members were loathe to invite someone who may not want to join because they might end up being the one drawing the short stick.  They did their homework, their due diligence, very well beforehand.

However, despite their concerns and the selectiveness of their criteria, they were all always on the lookout for potential future members.  A new member meant a new way of looking at things.  A new way of looking at things meant the possibility of new spells to learn, new truths of the world to uncover, new power to behold.  They all lusted after that knowledge.

It was what had drawn them together in the first place.

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Revis, the Knight

A promise was made, and now it has been kept…

As some of you have noticed, Revis has being going around recently proudly proclaiming his First Knight status for The Matticus Kingdom.  This is no idle title, and the story of how he came upon such a moniker of strength and honor is no minor tale.  In the long history of The Kingdom we have only bestowed knighthood upon one deserving person.  Only one has earned it.

Some time ago, in a period of prosperity, when everything and everyone about The Kingdom seemed to be thriving, a small strain of a dangerous bacteria escaped from one of science laboratories.  The tests the lab had been conducting had been sanctioned about the ruling party and all of the safety measures had been followed.  Sometimes mistakes just happen.  That is part of life here in The Kingdom just as it is everywhere else.

One person contracted the disease.  It increased their stamina, agility, and strength, as the scientists had hoped and had seen in the rats they had tested up to that point.  However, unlike the rats, the human’s intelligence plummeted, and then their appetite vanished, and they wasted away in a matter of days.  We held a public funeral, hosted by the ruling party, in honor of the fallen victim.  He had died tragically in the pursuit of a better way of life.

That should have been the end of it.

Unfortunately, his body disappeared when it was being transported to the cemetery for the graveside service.  As the search of the body started, strange stories began to surface of an individual, a shadow figure, roaming dark alleys and attacking unsuspecting people who came to close.

We noticed the trend too late.  The victims were admitted to the hospital for scrapes, bites and assorted other injuries but were only under observation for infection.  They weren’t be observed for increased strength, agility and stamina, let alone decreased intelligence and appetite.  It wasn’t only the tenth citizen had passed away that the medical community noticed what was going on.  But, then it was too late for them to do anything about it.

Those ten bodies vanished from the morgue… and then the numbers of people being attacked increase exponentially.  The Kingdom was forced to issue a state of emergency and we sent requests to aid to nearby sovereignties, states, territories, and blogs.

Revis Edgewater, the zombie killing rogue, answered our call.

He came to The Matticus Kingdom as swiftly as he could, met with the ruling party (yeah, the queen and me, the jester – we were a party of two at the time), quickly formulated a plan, and set to work laying traps, and killing zombies.  He seemed to be everywhere at once (his ninja skills probably assisted with that), his shotgun blaring, his sword dicing, crossbow bolts flying…  I’m pretty sure I even saw him throw a record or two just to see if it would work.  It did.  He’s just that amazing.

One by one he chopped through the scourge of The Kingdom until we were a safe place for bloggers and non-bloggers alike again.

It was then, with great pleasure, that I dubbed him First Knight of The Matticus Kingdom and told him he was welcome back any time he would like.  His duties keep him busy elsewhere though, and we understand.  We would feel wrong keeping his unique talents all to ourselves.

And now you know the story of Revis Edgewater, zombie killing rogue ninja, and First Knight of The Matticus Kingdom.  If you are a fan of The Kingdom then make sure you go show him some love, for without his quick thinking and quicker sword we surely would have been overrun by zombies long ago.

Thank you, Sir Knight.

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a clean kitchen

Jack kept stepping on something as he walked barefoot across his kitchen floor.  Normally he would have brushed the offending particles off his foot and carried on without giving them a second thought, “But I just cleaned the blasted floor.”  His words echoed back to him off the otherwise spotless kitchen surfaces.

He ran right his hand across his foot to feel the item that had dared to trespass upon his clean tiles, found the culprit and dumped it into the palm of his left hand.  The object was tiny and he had to bring it nearly to his eye to see what it was.  “It looks like a pebble.”

Carefully he pinched it between the thumb and forefinger of his right hand and deposited it safely into the waste basket.  He took another step and, “Confound-it, what have I stepped on now?”  He repeated the retrieval process and once again found what appeared to be a pebble.  Frustrated and at a loss for words he went to  grab the broom and dust bin from where he had just stowed them away out of sight.

Lilly witnessed all of this from her hiding spot below the kitchen counter.  She had dropped the two pills she had been carrying from the doctor’s office under the fridge to her home under the sink in her rush to get across the floor before the giant came back.  There would be hell to pay for her error when she returned home, she just fervently had to hope that her little sister, Rosemary, could hang on while she waited for another opportunity to race back to the doctor’s and replenish her supply.  She could hear the giant returning though and knew she would have to wait awhile longer.

If Jack had known that the “pebbles” were actually tiny pills for the miniscule people who lived in his kitchen he would have been mortified and probably would have called an exterminator.

Jack was kind of a jerk like that.

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Word Count: 333

This is my response to this week’s InMon Writing Challenge:

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The Rules

There are none. Read the prompts, get inspired, write something. No word count minimum or maximum. You don’t have to include the exact prompt in your piece, and you can interpret the prompt(s) any way you like.

OR

No really; I need rules!

Okay; write 200-500 words on the prompt of your choice. You may either use the prompt as the title of your piece or work it into the body of your piece. You must complete it before 6 pm CST on the Monday following this post.

The Prompts:

FUTURE MEMORIES
THERE’S A CATCH
NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLES
LEFT TO CONQUER
TINY PILLS

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sign me up

They met in secret, once a week after sunset, dressed in all black.  The dark clothing and hooded sweatshirts were not meant to conceal their identities from each other but to help them blend into the night.  The attire helped them feel apart from those around them and closer to their peers.  Plus, they liked the way they looked.

Their club, unnamed by choice, had one purpose: to study and practice the art of magic.  There was an initiation process, lashings, to prove dedication to the cause.  Even the founders had gone under the lash and that shared pain brought the community closer together.  After being brought into the fold, all members were treated as equals.

They didn’t all need to know the same magic.  They didn’t all need to study the same spells or have joined for the same reasons: some sought power, others sought the ability to defend themselves.  However, they all knew one curse.  It was the next step of membership after initiation to study and commit the curse to memory.  It was the spell that kept their club a secret from the rest of the world.

Four simple words in the language of magic that could do as little as wiping someone’s memory and as much bodily damage as the caster wanted to inflict.  They had to be careful though because all magic is subject to the rule of three.  Any spell cast was revisited upon the magic user three times over.  Wiping someone’s memory of the club meant that three of the spell-caster’s memories would be wiped as well.  Causing someone harm meant they would soon find themselves injured in three different places.

It was the third part of being in the club (initiation and learning the curse were the first two parts), and the only lesson they all had to learn, that using magic comes at a great cost.

It was a lesson none of them regretted, a sacrifice they all willingly made time and time again.

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Word Count: 333

This is my response to this week’s Trifecta Writing Challenge:

CLUB
1a : a heavy usually tapering staff especially of wood wielded as a weapon
b : a stick or bat used to hit a ball in any of various games
c : something resembling a club
2a : a playing card marked with a stylized figure of a black clover
b : plural but sing or plural in constr : the suit comprising cards marked with clubs
3a : an association of persons for some common object usually jointly supported and meeting periodically; also : a group identified by some common characteristic <nations in the nuclear club>  

Please remember:

  • Your response must be between 33 and 333 words.
  • You must use the 3rd definition of the given word in your post.
  • The word itself needs to be included in your response.
  • You may not use a variation of the word; it needs to be exactly as stated above.
  • Only one entry per writer.
  • If you know your post does not meet the requirements of the challenge, please leave your link in the comments section, not in the linkz.
  • Trifecta is open to everyone.  Please join us.
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a letter to myself (in a way)

Dear Tentativeness,

I know you served me well when I was navigating the tough years of childhood.  You kept me safe.  You kept me in line.  You made sure I was around to grow into the person I have become now.  But, you have served your purpose and it is time for you to “ship out.”

I have a family now, a wife and a son, and having you around makes me unable to fulfill my role, rise to my new obligations and responsibilities, as I would be able to without you.

When those “kids” are in the jacuzzi until midnight and we are all trying to get some sleep you keep me from going outside and telling them that the hot tub closed at 10.  That’s okay for now, because the little prince can sleep through anything still, but that won’t always be the case.  You even keep me from picking up the phone and calling the police when I see people trespassing, jumping the fence to get into the hot tub enclosure during the day.  What purpose are you serving in that situation?  None.  It’s time for you to leave.

When phone calls need to be made, people need to be talked to, because I either can’t understand some paperwork that was mailed to me, or because I have a complaint about a service I pay for, or pretty much any other situation, and you keep me from picking up the phone because “it probably won’t do any good,” or, “it hasn’t worked before,” or “the bill isn’t all that much I might as well pay it,” what purpose are you serving then?  None.  I need to be able to fight for my family no matter what is at stake: saving five dollars on the cable bill or telling a doctor that he isn’t the end-all-be-all and doesn’t always know what is right for my child.  Tentativeness, it is time for you to leave.

When I’m assigned new projects at work, or when I need to reach out for help on an existing project, and you keep me from owning the task, from “thinking outside the box,” from doing as good a job as I know I can do, what purpose are you serving?  None.  You are holding me back, keeping me from advancing through the ranks of the corporate world as quickly and as smoothly as I should be.  You are holding me back, tentativeness, and it is time for you to leave.

I appreciate all you have done for me over the years.  You helped me steer clear of peer pressure situations (mostly).  You helped me avoid doing anything too dangerous in my youth when I thought I was immortal and invincible.  You helped keep me on a path that led me to my wife and my child and the family we have built together.  And, I will never forget any of that.

So, thank you, but please… the door is right there, I need you to use it.  I need you to let me go.  I need you to let me be the father and husband I am supposed to be.

Thank you,

Matticus

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P.S. Don’t go too far…

 

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Q and A childhood roundup

After last week’s cartoon classic awesomeness, I thought I’d tackle all the movies I remembered watching over and over again while growing up… you know, when I was just a jester in training, as it were.

If you have no idea what’s going on, you should probably start here.

Over the years I’ve incorporated what seems to be an ever increasing absurd amount of movie dialogue into my day-to-day lingo.  This week’s theme, as already discussed, is all relating to movies I loved as a kid.

Oh, who are we kidding, I still love these movies.

Q: What do you say to your buddy who is going up to the counter to order some food for everyone?
A: “Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.”
- Fester (Patrick Labyorteaux) – 3 Ninjas

Q: What do you say to someone who shows a bit of insight you thought was beyond them?”
A: “Miyagi have hope for you..”
- Miyagi (Pat Morita) – Karate Kid

Q: What do you say when someone asks why you are rearranging your house again?
A: “Why? Why, oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?.”
- Raphael (Kenn Scott) – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

(Interesting.  Did anyone else see a theme within the theme there?)

Q: What do you say when someone asks about the people you’ve lost?
A: “Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension.”
- Grig (Dan O’Herlihy) – The Last Starfighter

Q: What should you say when pondering the mysteries of life, the universe and everything?
A: “If this is all a dream, what’s gonna happen when we wake up?”
- Ben Crandall (Ethan Hawke) – Explorers

Q: What do you should say after stopping to ask for directions?
A: “Try to make your directions clear because we get lost easy.”
- Max (Paul Reubens) – Flight of the Navigator

(What?  Another theme within the theme?  Crazy!)

Q: What do you say when someone asks what you know about makeup?
A: “The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.”
- Shelly (Jamie Lee Curtis) – My Girl

Q: What do you say when you are fed up with a situation?
A: “I’ve had enough of this doo-doo!”
- Peter Mitchell (Tom Selleck) – 3 Men and a Baby

Q: What should you say as often as possible?
A: “This has got to be the weirdest day of my life… well, so far.”
- Mikey (Bruce Willis) – Look Who’s Talking

Q: What do you say when you are accused of BS’ing, joshing, lying, stretching the truth?
A: “Bull true.”
- Chris (River Phoenix) – Stand By Me

How many of these have you seen?  What’s on your list of childhood favorites?

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Ah, what a lovely trip down memory lane.  I hope some of you respond with the movies you loved as a child.  Do you still watch them when they come on TV?  Do they still mean as much to you now as they did then? Do you know that here there be monsters, and silliness, and memories?  Thanks, as always, for playing along.
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Chapter 29

Howdy y’all.  How’s your week been goin’?  Ready for another rustle with Brig?  Have no clue what I’m flapping my jaw about?  This would be a good place to start.

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They made a big show out of it and drew a big crowd.  Both Brig and Cole saw the two unnamed gunmen standing at the edge of the gathered throng.  They didn’t look pleased.  Brig smiled at them as he was being led down the dusty street, forcefully, in chains.  He didn’t mean to provoke them but he couldn’t help it.  Cole didn’t acknowledge them one way or another.

To get the plan kicked off they decided they needed to make it as real as possible, so with Dan’s permission and even a bit of his help, they set about breaking a few pieces of furniture while calling out obscenities and curses and generally making a ruckus.  As the first people began to peer through the windows they saw Dan restraining Brig as Sheriff Brown picked himself off the floor and then proceeded to slap some irons on Brig, with what seemed to be some well placed punches to the one-eyed gunslingers kidneys and stomach.  Brig played his part and took the punches, which weren’t nearly as painful as he made them seem, and cried out in pain before deciding to go peacefully from then.

The calls of “The Sheriff and Brig Coyle are going at it” and “Cole and Brig are having a shoot out” and “Brig is gonna kill the Sheriff” and finally “Sheriff Brown has bested Brig Coyle and is arresting him” came streaming through the open windows.  By the time Cole had gotten the handcuffs on Brig and marched him through the door to the Gunnison Inn a large crowd had already gathered.  That crowd grew as the two men marched down the street to the jail.

Questions flew out of the crowd, “What happened?”  “What did Brig do?”  “Why are you arresting him?”  “It doesn’t look like Brig killed the Sheriff.  You said Brig was going to kill him.  He isn’t even wearing a holster.  What was he going to do, drown the Sheriff in whiskey?”  “Okay, I’m sorry, I heard the two of them were fighting and assumed Brig would kill him.”  “You assumed?  You assumed?  You’re a jack-ass.”  The questions, and other side commentary, followed them all the way to the jail but neither Brig nor Cole answered or responded to any of them.

Once they were safely inside, with the door shut behind them, Cole removed the irons and Brig made his way into the same cell he had frequented when he first came to town.  “It is somewhat amusing how things always seem cyclical.  When I first came to this town I found myself in this cell and now I find myself back here again.”

“Slightly different circumstances, though,” Cole replied, chuckling.  “Can I get you a beer?”

Brig grinned.  “No I think it’s probably best I don’t.  Now, el borracho, he would have wanted one for sure.”

Outside, the sound of the gathered mass wasn’t dissipating.  The words were distorted by the thick wood doors and barred and shuttered windows but the over-all tone was obvious: “we deserve to know what’s going on.”

“You can’t ignore them forever Sheriff.  It’s probably best if you address them sooner rather than later before they’ve worked themselves up into a frenzy.”

“I reckon so.”  Cole locked Brig’s cell and hid the keys just in case things didn’t go as planned.  He didn’t want any overzealous citizens coming in behind him and trying to get their own brand of justice on the gunslinger.  Brig’s identity and reputation wouldn’t be doing him any favors in the coming days and some of the townspeople, who were for the most part fond of their Sheriff, might take exception to Brig’s role in the tale Cole was about to tell.

Brig took a seat on his wooden cot, leaned his back up against the wall, stretched out his legs, and wove his fingers together behind the back of his head.  The game is on now.  We’ll have to play it out until the end, whatever that may be.  I wonder where these tracks are headed…

Cole exited his jailhouse, closing the door behind him and addressed the crowd outside.  They spilled beyond the wooden walkway and into the street beyond.  Men, women, children, they’d all come to see what Brig had done that had landed him in jail.  The two unnamed gunmen were there as well sulking at the back, trying to act inconspicuous but sticking out like a sore thumb all the same.

Sheriff Brown held up his hands to get the crowd to quiet down and eventually they did.  “I’ve taken Brig Coyle into custody for disturbing the peace and for striking an officer of the law,” he started.  It seemed like everyone in the crowd tried to speak at once so held his hands up again until the mob quieted down again.  “He’ll be in custody for a few days while this mess gets sorted out but neither offense is major enough to warrant shipping off to a federal facility.  Most likely, he’ll serve his time here.”

“Why did he attack you?”  Someone shouted out from the middle of the pack.  Cole tried to pinpoint the source but there were too many people in the sea of faces.

“I’m not entirely certain of that yet, he may have been drinking and taken exception to something I said.”

“Will there be a trial?”

Cole didn’t even bother trying to pinpoint the source of the second question; he recognized the voice, Emmalou Marsch.  I should fill her in on the details of our little plan too, she deserves the truth.  I’ll swing by her place later when I stop in to talk to Mrs. Sorensen.  ”No need for a trial, Brig has already confessed and is happy to serve his time, I’ll just need to figure out how much damage was done over at the Gunnison Inn to see what the appropriate sentence is.”

Once the details were starting to unfold most of the crowd lost interest and started to wander back to the tasks they had been about before the shouting started at the bar.  It was just another boring bar fight, nothing exciting, and nothing that deserved their further attention.  If anything else came to light they’d find out about it through the normal rumor mill.  As the bulk of the crowd dispersed so did the two gunmen.

Good.

Cole answered a few more questions from the remaining people before the rest of the crowd broke apart and went their separate ways.  Muttered comments floated back to Cole as the last of them walked away, “Well that was boring.”  “I know, there could have least been a shooting or a trial to look forward to.”  “Right, and no one even got shot.”  “Are you still harping on that subject?  I told you I was sorry.”  “Well, you said that…”  “I know what I said, now shut up!”

Sheriff Brown wanted to laugh but kept the stern, no nonsense expression on his face until he had the street to himself, then he went back into his jail to let Brig know how it had gone.  So far so good.

After filling in Brig briefly on the contents of what he had divulged to the townspeople he exited the jail again, this time locking the door to the jailhouse, and then went to find Mrs. Sorensen and Miss Marsch.  He expected Mrs. Sorensen to get a kick out of the whole thing, crazy old battle axe that she is, and he also expected Miss Marsch to slap him first and then hug him.  She’ll slap me for not being able to think of a better plan and then she’ll hug me for keeping Brig safe all the same.  She’s crazy too.

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just a lazy afternoon

The whole family was there,
The jester, the queen, the prince,
Sara and Belle too,
Delicious smells from the kitchen were wafting in the air,
And they all knew just what to do,
Curling up together on the couch after kicking off their shoes.

It was a gezellig afternoon,
With no place they’d rather be,
And nothing demanding their immediate attention,
They knew the evening responsibilities would come along soon,
So in the meantime they soaked up the rays of the sun,
Streaming through the window, and the minutes seemed to lengthen.

Comfy, cozy, perfectly snuggled together,
Legs intertwined, the prince sleeping, and the kitties purring,
Sprawled across laps,
Everything was just right: the family, the setting, the weather,
And they all joined the prince for a nap,
That wondrously evil couch had once again sprung its trap.

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Another Prompts for the Promptless from Rara, or should I say the amazing minds of the Queen Creative team of Rara and Dave:

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Wednesday, June 11, 2013

Gezelligheid is a Dutch noun meaning the comfort and coziness of being at home, with friends, with loved ones or general togetherness.

  • Gezellig is an adjective that the noun is based on.
  • From wiki:
    • A room can be gezellig. (meaning cosy or inviting)
    • A person can be gezellig. (meaning entertaining or pleasant)
    • A party can be gezellig. (meaning fun)
    • A visit to ones grandparents can be gezellig. (meaning togetherness)
    • A set of curtains can be gezellig. (meaning pretty or nice).
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Meanwhile, at Yoga Class...

Reblogged from Cute Overload:

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"OK, are you in? Now I think what I'm supposed to do is roll you around, and that's going to realign your chakra, or something like that."

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Oh. My. Goodness!! That pretty much says it all. Today's ridiculous kitty cuteness brought to you by the awesome people of Cute Overload. Make sure you check out everything else they've got going on.
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inevitable

Mr. Cat walked by the shop on his way home from work every day.  The odds and ends in the window display case caught his attention as they changed with the seasons and holidays and the fashions of the day.  They changed with such regular frequency that it seemed like there was something new on display every single day.  Even if there hadn’t been a whole new set-up, the window was so large that it was impossible to catch every glorious detail in a single walk-by.

Despite the overwhelming desire to stop and analyze the contents of the display more thoroughly, to let them entice him to see what further items of interest lay in the store beyond the glass, he had managed not to ever actually go into the store.  Hurrying past, remaining outside, was the strongest test of his willpower he had ever faced.

He felt the items, seen and unseen both, calling to him as he went by and his eyes would slide sideways to see what was new.  He tried walking on the other side of the street to weaken the desire to go in, but it seemed the further away he got the weaker his resolve to stay away got as well.  He went back to walking directly past the shop so the impulse to go in and browse could be assuaged by at least seeing what was in the window.

Day after day he walked home from work.  Day after day the items on display called out to him.  Day after day he looked forward to seeing what was new more and more just as he dreaded seeing what was new at the same time.  It was both the high point and the low point of his day.  It got to where he could no longer focus on work.  It got to where he no longer slept at night.

His mind would race over the trinkets, the gizmos and gadgets he had seen that day and would cast ahead to wonder what amazing things he would see the following day.  On the rare occasions where his body and mind finally gave out from exhaustion his dreams were haunted by whatchamacallits and thingamabobs and he’d wake in a cold sweat.  He hated the obsession the store had become for him.  He knew it was only a matter of time before he went in.

And one day, a day like any other, Mr. Cat gave in to his desire and entered the Curiosity Shop.

He was never heard from again.

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Word Count: 424

This is my contribution to this week’s InMon prompt:

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The Rules

There are none. Read the prompts, get inspired, write something. No word count minimum or maximum. You don’t have to include the exact prompt in your piece, and you can interpret the prompt(s) any way you like.

OR

No really; I need rules!

Okay; write 200-500 words on the prompt of your choice. You may either use the prompt as the title of your piece or work it into the body of your piece. You must complete it before 6 pm CST on the Monday following this post.

The Prompts:
ONE HUNDRED IN THE SHADE
GOING ROGUE
IN SPITE
CURIOSITY SHOP
EVERYTHING WRONG

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